i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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