just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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