I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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