Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Text me some of your sweat
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