So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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