doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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