I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think my moral compass just broke
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Randomize
