you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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