try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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