There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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