was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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