Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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