what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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