Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
