playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
