i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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