I didn't shave. On purpose
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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