no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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