so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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