he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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