I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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