I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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