i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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