HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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