She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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