I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
