Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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