She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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