I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i came on her dog
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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