So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
