I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The Olympian is in my bed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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