Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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