who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
