i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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