I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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