yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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