HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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