Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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