Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Randomize
