I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Me too!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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