Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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