I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Found the puke drawer
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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