just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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