Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
God, I missed his penis.
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