this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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