8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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