I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Come on in and take your pants off
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