Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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