dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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