You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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