It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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