She said her name was "party"
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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